What is Sale Pirate?
Ahoy 'n welcome to Sale Pirate. Sale Pirate be an online deal 'o th' day site designed to brin' ye special deals on electronics 'n items that we can get exceptional buys on. We only list th' best items we get wit' at least 50% off 'o th' normal retail value.

Who Owns Sale Pirate?
Sale Pirate be owned by cap'n Andy. He was a jolly laddie at first. Scrubbin' th' decks 'n doin' what he was told. Then, th' scurvy pirate came out in him 'n he challenged th' cap'n 'n took over th' ship. th' barnacle-covered cap'n was keepin' far too much lovely booty fer himself 'n not sharin' wit' his mates. cap'n Andy wanted to pass more lovely booty over to others 'n that be how Sale Pirate was formed.

Where Are We Located?
We be located somewhere on th' seven seven seas. Arrgg, arrgg, arrgg. Okay, we're really located in Florence,Kentucky 'n not even close to th' ocean. But cap'n Andy loves pirates!

Can I actually Loot Booty From Your Site?
Sure ye can. ye just have to pay th' small fee to get past our crew. We would not want ye to have to swim th' plank. We do offer fantastic deals, 'n yarr, ye can loot booty from us.

How Do I Contact You For Customer Service?
Before writin' us, spy wit' ye eye if ye inquiry be answered on our FAQs page. If ye inquiry be 'bout th' product ye received, ye give a go' to contact th' manufacturer instead. cap'n Andy knows nothin' 'bout these products, he only knows 'bout jolly deals. Besides, any emails would break his focus on tryin' to find to'morrow's bounty fer ye. If ye absolutely must ask a burnin' inquiry, spy wit' ye eye our Contact Us page fer more information.